I finally asked the right people and they plan to update my username next week when everyone’s back at work after the GM.
I asked Brooke for her sage advice. She said changing your super admin username is possible but not probable.
The process: ask systems to change it.
The issue: Everyone on Systems will be upset. They have to remove my old username from everywhere and replace it with the new GraceOfBase.
Best way to get it done: Get married. That justifies everything.
Step one for getting my cool new username transferred to my super admin account was certainly to activate a premium theme for free. But because I’m on mobile and there’s no chat, Jackie said I had to submit a ticket and wait four days for a response.
It just won’t do. My quest will continue.
I’ll update on the situation regardless of the bleakness.